I'm so JDM my blood type is R
I'm so JDM I keep a red flare in every room in my house
I'm so JDM im going to import my children
I'm so JDM the sofa in my living room is covered in BRIDE material
I'm so JDM Tein made my bed springs
I'm so JDM the curtain pole in my bedroom is a Cusco strut brace
I'm so JDM I sleep on the right side of the bed
I'm so JDM I can not drive faster than 180km/h
I'm so JDM that I married a japanese girl just to get a discount on parts.
I'm so JDM I think a steering wheel on the left side of the car is a conversion
I'm so JDM even my toothbrush has been tuned for maximum VTEC potential
I'm so JDM i put a T in front of my name (Tsukuba, Tsuchiya, Toyota...)
I'm so JDM my right hand is carbon fiber
I'm so JDM that my first word was VTEC
I'm so JDM, I have a 2 inch dick
I'm so JDM, I plan on attacking pearl harbor again.
I'm so JDM I can barely see.
I'm so JDM that I accidentally enter on the right side of the car.
I'm so JDM, all my chairs in my house are Recaro seats.
I'm so JDM I'm not a white person, I'm a Championship White person.
I'm so JDM my condoms are made by Yokohama.
I'm so JDM I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
I'm so JDM i drift my trolley when im in tesco.
I'm so JDM i pour Motul on my cornflakes.
I'm so JDM I ejaculate soy sauce.
I'm so JDM all my electrics are set to Japanese language.
I'm so JDM I have a ricer cooker in my car.
I'm so JDM i flip my pics around so it looks like my car is right hand drive.
I'm so JDM I bow instead of shake hands